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Das Einkaufen macht grossen Spass. Von allem gibt es eine grosse Auswahl, das frische Obst und Gemuese schmeckt sehr gut (wir essen taeglich Avocado, Mango, Pfirsiche, Erdbeeren und Salat) und sogar leckres Brot finden wir hier! Auch Occhiblu mag seine neuen Breichen aus suessen Kartoffeln, Pfirsich und Kuerbis. An der Kasse werde ich meist freundlich gefragt, ob ich alles gefunden habe und ein liebenswuerdiger Helfer packt alle meine Einkaeufe ein. Heute habe ich mehr als 200$ ausgegeben, und da wurde mir sogar angeboten, die Sachen ins Auto zu bringen.

Zu Hause ist mein liebstes Stueck der Kuehlschrank, der automatisch Eiswuerfel herstellt. Wie sehr ich es geniesse, wenn ich nach einiger Zeit das klack klack klack der fertigen Eiswuerfel hoere, die in den Behaelter fallen. Danach wird der Behaelter vom Kuehlschrank wieder mit Wasser gefuellt und weiter geht's. Schade eigentlich, dass ich meine Getraenke gar nicht so gerne gekuehlt trinke....

Grossen Respekt habe ich vor der Spuele. Dort ist im Abfluss ein Motor, den man anstellen kann, um alle Essensreste kleinzuhaeckseln und wegzuspuelen. Wenn ich nur daran denke, kriege ich eine Gaensehaut und vor Augen habe ich Szenen aus Gruselfilmen oder Thrillern wo Leute mit der Hand im Abfluss zu irgendwelchen Aussagen gezwungen werden sollen - brrr.

Interessant sind auch Waschmaschine und Trockner (ich brauchte fuenf Minuten um zu entscheiden welche von beiden die Waschmaschine ist). Man wird nicht mit irgendwelchen Details wie genauen Temperaturangaben belaestigt (es gibt nur cold, warm, hot) aber man gibt an, wieviel Waesche zu waschen ist (small, medium, large). Und nach 30 Minuten ist alles gewaschen und sauber! Da mir das unwahrscheinlich vorkam, habe ich gegoogelt und herausgefunden, das die Waschmaschine gleich mit warmem Wasser befuellt wird und daher keine Aufheizzeiten braucht! Danach geht es in den Trockner, der gleich darueber steht, und nach gefuehlten zwei Stunden ertoent ein Alarm der noch zwei Haeuser weiter zu hoeren ist, damit man auch ja schnell die Waesche rausnimmt bevor alles knittert.

Es bleiben noch ein paar Fragen, z.B.:
- Sind Herdspiralen besser als Herdplatten? - Schnell heiss sind sie jedenfalls! Und falls etwas ueberkocht faellt es durch die Spirale durch und verbrennt nicht.
- Warum oeffnen die Fenster von unten nach oben so dass sie eine staendige Gefahr fuer kletterfreudige Kinder darstellen? Gibt es statistisch mehr Fensterunfaelle in Amerika als in Europa?

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Anonymous said...

A Krucca ma che scrivi?
Qua non si capisce niente...un po' di traduzione per noi comuni mortali che non conosciamo il tedesco?
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Carissima, di tutto quello che hai scritto, non ho capito soltanto le virgole.. Un bacio grosso a Crucchetta, Occhiblu ed a te da Elena

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Caro anonimo,
ti posso consigliare Babel Fish che da delle traduzioni dal tedesco in inglese molto divertenti e quasi comprensibili: http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_url?doit=done&tt=url&intl=1&fr=bf-home&trurl=http%3A%2F%2Frelocationusa.blogspot.com%2F&lp=de_en&btnTrUrl=Translate

Grazie a D. che mi ha dato questo consiglio!

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